Deeside, Monday 1st April 2024
In the world of ice hockey, where speed, agility, and power dominate, one Deeside Dragons player has skated his way into the record books in a most unconventional manner. Ryan Broster-Jones, who wears the Dragons #18 jersey, has recently been the subject of much conversation – and laughter – not for a game-winning goal or a heroic save, but for setting a Guinness World Record that has left the sports world bemused and entertained.
Ryan’s record is not one of typical athletic prowess; instead, he has been awarded the title for the “Fastest Penalty Called After Being Released from the Penalty Box.” The event occurred in a blink-and-you-miss-it moment of 0.97 seconds, a timing so precise it stunned both spectators and officials. According to Ryan, the incident was as unexpected as it was record-breaking. “I hadn’t even managed to put my left skate back on the ice before the ref’s whistle was blowing, and I was headed right back to the box. I was so taken aback, I thought maybe I’d set some sort of speed record, but not like this,” Ryan recounted, his bewilderment underscored by a wry smile.
The referee’s whistle, which usually signals a moment of tension, instead marked the beginning of an unforgettable chapter in Ryan’s career. Reflecting on the moment, Ryan couldn’t help but see the humour in the situation. “Honestly, I was a bit gobsmacked. There I was, ready to jump back in, make a difference, and before I know it, I’m setting records for being benched faster than anyone in history. On the plus side Mozza had a 5 KG tub of haribo so that was nice. I suppose if there’s a record to be set, might as well be by me, eh? Though I do reckon the ref might’ve been a bit too eager on that call.”
The Dragons’ fanbase, ever supportive of their team through thick and thin, has embraced Ryan’s unusual achievement with open arms and broad smiles. One fan, who goes by the moniker “IceDragonFanatic,” shared their admiration for Ryan’s spirited approach to the game. “Ryan’s always been my favourite player. It’s not just his skill on the ice; it’s that no matter what, he’s got this infectious smile, like he’s genuinely having the time of his life out there. And now, with this world record? It just adds to the legend. He reminds us all not to take things too seriously – except maybe how quickly you can end up back in the penalty box!”
Adding to the chorus of reactions were Ted and Fast Eddy, the commentary duo known for their insights and banter. Ted, with his characteristic blend of sarcasm and dry wit, couldn’t resist commenting on the achievement. “Well, folks, if you ever needed proof that ice hockey is full of surprises, Ryan’s just given it to you. A world record for fastest trip back to the sin bin – that’s one for the history books, and a reminder that in this game, anything can happen.”
Fast Eddy, ever the enthusiast, added, “Ryan’s the heart of this team, always playing with a grin. And now, he’s a world record holder! That’s got to be the fastest anyone’s ever turned a penalty into a positive. Only Ryan could pull off something like that and still be smiling. What a legend!”
As the season comes to a close, Ryan Broster-Jones plans to embrace his newfound status as a Guinness World Record holder in a manner befitting the joy and humour his record has brought to the ice hockey community. With the competitive pressures momentarily behind him, Ryan intends to spend his first free weekend down at Hendy’s, a local favourite amongst the Deeside Dragons and their fans. There, amidst friends and supporters, he’ll be supping Guinness, perhaps in a cheeky nod to the record that bears its name, and stepping up to the microphone for a tune or two on the karaoke. It’s a fitting celebration for a player whose record-setting moment was as much about the light-hearted spirit of the game as it was about the sheer unpredictability of sport. Ryan’s plan to mark the occasion with laughter, good company, and a song or two encapsulates the essence of what makes local sports communities so special. Whether recounting tales from the ice or belting out classics with a pint in hand, Ryan’s record is a reminder that in the world of sports, sometimes the most memorable moments are those that bring a smile.
